Here at Sargeant Hal O. Wein's Boot Camp of Trick-or-treat safety, we see to it that cadet leave sharper and stronger they were, when they arrived. That they'll be ready to go out into the world, and trick-or-treat in confidence and safety. After only one week under the care of Hal O. Wein himself, and wise, caring and experienced veteran.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Alright, you pathetic maggots, line up right now. Welcome to your first day at Boot Camp. My name is Sergeant Hal Oxford Weinstein, and for the next seven days you are going to do anything and everything, I say, when I say, understand?
Cadets: Sir, yes sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: You are here to be the best. You can be, at Trick-or-treat training. People tend to think that Halloween is all holiday about having fun, not by eating candy. That's a deadly mistake. You can get killed out there. We would you like to defend yourself and take the proper safety precautions. Rules, straight again. Rule number one, I am number one. Rule number two, you are all number two. Nae, except for this guy he is the number three. Any questions?
Speaker 1: Why am I number three?
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Because you are so much lazier than everybody else. Speak up that line again, and I'll be put you at number four, understand?
Speaker: Sorry sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Everyone has got five seconds to get into uniform, now - five, four; A clown -- I don't think I even need to talk of a joke about that one. And what's this? A pirate. Not again, a ninja and a pirate. I'll tell you this right now, I am not settling any figure here about whose topic is good. Nice tucked in you got a proper budging alignments. You don't scare me a bit, but that's alright. We have got all week to work on it, and if you mess up, I'll show you that ghosts and goose are the least of your fears.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Pathetic, my grandmother had better thinking than you, in these next three months I am a bungee jumper.
Female Speaker: 27, 28, I see another toy part and I'll thwart.
Female Speaker: It's too much. I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2: Come on, you can't give up now, we've come so far.
Female Speaker: Oh, no, get it there, actually this guy knows they're firing.
After one week of rigorous training:
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Alright cadets. This is your final day here. Name one safety and precaution. Cadet Kenneth.
Speaker 1: Look for place while crossing a street, sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Cadet Brazer (ph)
Speaker 2: Always turn your flashlights, match sticks or highlighting reflectors, while at outdoors at night, sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Cadet Vagon (ph).
Female Speaker: Always check your candy before eating it at the end of the night, sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Cadet, Kenneth, strike the number?
Speaker 1: Sir, use the body system.
Speaker 2: Speak with friends and family who always have your back and stay together, sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Cadets, you have made me one proud sergeant, and I am happy to say, I trained you. Go out there now, and have a happy safe Halloween.
Be safe out there!
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Hal Oxford Weinstein: A pirate.
Speaker 2: Sir.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Stupid.
Project Shawn, enunciation. Okay, scared, - he is just smiling. Stop smiling. Think about kicking puppies. He's still smiling, he's a hero.
Cadets: Have a safe Halloween.
Hal Oxford Weinstein: Maggots, maggots.
Cadets: Merry Christmas!
Hal Oxford Weinstein: And a happy New St. Patrick Thanks Day Eve.
