[Music playing]
Dear E Jean;
Why do I feel so miserably at meeting guys? I failed to meet guys at wedding. I failed to meet guys at street fares. I failed to meet guys at book club.
I will eat Jane Dawson’s bra strap if you ever meet to chat up in the book club. Listen, my dear try them out; golf courses, batting cages, rap concerts, gun clubs, motorcycle rallies. Now you get any picture? Squash courts, hockey games, boat shows, Lakers games.
You see the whole point is to go where the men are and there are no men and no book club.
I will see next time darling, adios.
[Music end]
