How To Talk to Women

Communication occurs when two parties speak and listen to one another. It is essential to the existence of man. Without communication, we would not be here today. We would not have built this civilization we have here now. From simple pack hunting to complex international calls, our world would collapse if two parties could not convey what they need to convey.

Now if two parties try to communicate and one side cannot effectively say what it wants to say, then this could only be men trying to talk to women.  Men have an innate fear of women that has lasted since the beginning of time (a valid fear if you ask the preying mantis). We just do not want our heads to be bitten off, but it is important to talk to women if you hope to procreate.

Get your chance to talk to women by following these simple steps. Get an opportunity to impress girls with what is in your head and not just on your body.

1. Start with a simple plan. We are wired to be anxious when we try to talk to women so it is good to be prepared. While you are walking towards her, start create a short list of the things you want to talk to her about. Don’t make it complicated--try to think of simple topics when you talk to women. Make it a list of 10 topics to talk to women about. It could be as simple as the weather. What is important is that you do not create awkward silences.
2. Take a deep breath.  A lot of the problems men get when they talk to women come from nervousness and anxiety. Relax and your true self should show up easily. Take a deep breath right before you engage. When you are talking to women, remember to breathe regularly. This will calm you and regulate the blood flow.
3. Ask a lot of questions. Women like it if you are not too self-absorbed. Ask a few questions to get to know her better. Don’t talk to women as though you are grilling them. It is not an interrogation. When you ask a question, wait for an answer and more importantly, listen to what she has to say.
4. Put in a compliment or two. When you talk to women, it is good to give her compliments. Tell her how good she looks. Appreciate her mind as well. This will make you look deeper than you really are. Don’t overdo it though. This will make you look insincere and phony. Keep it to one or two compliments.

Congratulations! You are now able to talk to women. In the end, it is not about man and woman, boy and girl. You both belong to the human race and as such, it is important to coexist as peacefully and amiably as possible. You can do that and more when you talk to women smoothly. Who knows? You might even get lucky and score from time to time without your head being bitten off.