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Dear E. Jean:
My friend has started to get the big career promotions. One of my friends is now is making over $160,000.00 a year. How do I stop the ugly twinges of jealousy?
Let me get this straight, $160,000.00 a year and all your feeling is I am twinkie little twinch?! Honey what kind of friend are you? You should be turned to hot wax by now.
Anyway, Auntie E wants you, need you to feels those twinches because they were flog you to excel, and then you can turn around, and lash your friends with jealousy. So, here is what you do.
You tell your friend, I love you, I wish you the best, congratulations on the huge salary, and honey watch out.
See you next time darling, adios.
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