My girlfriend is spending 10 days with an "old friend" named Robert; should I be worried? ELLE's popular advice columnist E. Jean Carroll tells all.

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Dear Regine, I am a guy, my girlfriend actually—she is my fiancée, I just gave her a two karat diamond engagement ring, is going off to Austin Texas for nine days to stay with an old friend. The old friend is named Robert. He is some dude she met on my space a couple of months ago. I am going out of my mind. She assures me they are just friends and that I am overreacting, am I? My man This giddy chuckle had a fiancée of yours, if she is bunked in with a Texan at the beginning of her engagement which should be very romantic, can you imagine what she is going to be doing a year into your marriage? Call the wedding off. And why you’re at it, take that ring off that dirty legs finger and get out now or the history of your balls, my man, is going to be considerably shortened. I will see you next time honey and better watch me. Adios.