How To Ruin Xbox Live for Everyone Else

The Internet helps connect people. You can share your thoughts, hopes and dreams. It can be a wonderland of feelings and encouragement that you have always hoped your life would include. Then you see that everything was just a dream, a very beautiful dream.

Alas, the reality is not as beautiful as your dream. Although the World Wide Web contains the same fuzziness and warmness, it is not all a bed of roses. The Internet is a place where you can find spam wizards and trolls co-existing in a plane of reality not dissimilar to how the world works. People are there to ruin your day because it makes their day a lot more fun.

It used to be confined to the Internet but trolls now abound elsewhere. The new innovation comes from the world of Xbox and people are out there to ruin Xbox live for everyone else. Here's how.

Start by singing your heart out.  People go to gaming sites to escape reality but it will ruin Xbox live for everyone else if you sing along with the radio. Turn on the radio while you play and sing along in your most awful voice.

Blame everything else but yourself.  When you are playing with others in Xbox live and you are beginning to lose, don’t blame the other team for what is happening to you. They will be only too happy to take credit for your loss. To ruin Xbox live for everyone else there, blame it on your controller slipping or the game lagging like crazy. To instill even more anger from everyone in the room, blame your misfortune on the incompetence of your teammates. You can also throw a temper tantrum. That will piss everybody off.

You are winning and it is time to let everybody know you are. You already know how to act when you are losing but now you can annoy everybody in your effort to ruin Xbox Live for everyone else. Insult everyone in the room. Intersperse each phrase with profanity. Add some homophobic rants here and there. Take every chance you can take to rub your score in everybody’s face.  When someone else scores, dismiss it like it never happened. If bragging does not alienate and ruin Xbox live for everybody else, try the next step.

Intimidate everyone else. If the previous steps don’t ruin Xbox live for everyone else, then scare the hell out of everybody. Keep shouting angry remarks directly to the other players. Let out primal screams in between angry rants. If that is not enough to ruin Xbox live for everyone else, when you make a mistake, shout profanity to yourself over and over as if you may be losing your mind.

If at this point you still not able to ruin Xbox live for everyone else, then you have really focused competitors. If that is the case, there is nothing you can do to annoy these people. It will require a team of highly paid mercenaries to shut down the power in your area.  Better start saving now.