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Ahoy, mateys! I dropped anchor t' impart a little pirate wisdom on ye land-lusting, bilge-sucking picaroons. Me lady be the Chickadee – a fine vessel if e'er one sailed the briny deep. Me wench be a comely, buxom Bavarian. Aye, she plays a mean hornpipe, says I! And I – well, I be a pirate Cap’n! Just ask Li’l Fergusen, Piper Jaffrey or any o’ me faithful crew. Yarrr, pirates we be!

Any o’ them fine Harry Belafonte chanties!

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How To Talk Like a Pirate

September 15, 2007
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By Capt. Bottleneck Bill Beardsley
Avast, me hearties! Yer dutiful Cap’n invites ye t' lend yer ear t’ his words o’ wisdom. Let none o’ ye doubt me words, ‘pon pain o’ death! Aye, this be the best...