What is the secret to a happy marriage? ELLE's popular advice columnist, E. Jean Carroll, dishes out some practical secrets to keeping your marriage a happy and peaceful one.

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Dear Regine, How do I get my slob of a husband to help clean the bathroom. Peel and smash six of this. And then add one cup of this to that. Then pour in 10 jiggers of this fabulous Brazilian drink (PITU). Then mix it up and pout it into two of these. Proceed with your husband to the bathroom. I suggest you both wear just because it is sexy these. Pour a little of this on his sponge and a lit of this on your sponge and then crank your tunes and then darling have fun. Because the whole point of having a husband is to enjoy him, not to nag him. And he is not suppose to nag you either. Marriage, really the whole reason for being married is to have fun. This is Auntie’s secret to a happy marriage. Because who cares about bathrooms. Hire a poor high school to come and swab the place out twice a week. You’re suppose to be having some fun with your man. I will see you next time darling, adios!