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Who in this room has ever been on a date with someone who flat out and could not kiss? The first type of bad kisser is called Niagara Falls. The more you kiss them, the more liquid produce they are basically trying to drown you. Twister, they are moving their tongue around inside your mouth at the speed of sound, this is the sloth. They put their tongue inside your mouth and it just lays there. You try to move it around, you want to charge them rent, you do not know what to do. A deer in the headlights you are passionately kissing someone else and you are thinking I am killing them. I got to see what I am doing. And when you open up your eyes they are already staring right back at you.
